| me: | i went to a purim party last night in the hasid district and my date whipped out his dick at this orthodox get-together because his name is ben and his dick said big ben. |
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| Smash: | tattoo? |
| me: | no, his dick yelled it. yes, it was a tattoo. Also at some point someone brought out a live dove. |
| Smash: | do you only date carnies and bloggers? |
| me: | no i think there are some comedy dudes in there. ANYWAY: he also said he did heroin and coke with peaches geldoff in LA and they woke up in scientology center. i think this dude was my soulmate. |
